Mike Park - Can you get me out of here
Written by musicblog at 10:32 AM on August 1, 2005. Oh yeah.
"Can you get me out of here?"
Mothers brothers daughter has fallen in love.
I'm here with flowers
in time for the wedding
I'll sleep in strange bedding.
Right next to my Cousin,
whose mother is my cousin too..
and I meet new strangers,
they say it's your mom's youngest brother
who works for a place
that pays him great wages.
I'll listen in stages and
aunt says "Make Money".
She speaks to me in broken English today.
Can you get me out of here?
And leave us all behind
(I still have fear, welcome me with another cheer)
Sadly I never learned how to speak other
than what my friends sputtered aloud
and the Korean language class
wasted on my ignorance to be part of
the American way.
And I say Korea I'm lost and
I wish I was found and
I may never see Auntie again and
she cries at the airport.
I fly back to my fort
where safety is granted to me.
Don't you see?
Can you get me out of here?
And leave us all behind
(I still have fear, welcome me with another cheer)
I don't even know how I ended up with the MP3, but it's a nice song by the guy who runs Asian Man records. I think it's a song from his other band The Chinkees.
So here's a lil pimp out to the guy who managed to get his song about incestuous family marriages stuck in my head.
You can either purchase the entire album (for USD$5.99) here, or listen to a sample Click here.

- posted by Lainie
Music Overload.
Written by musicblog at 05:37 AM on April 5, 2005. Oh yeah.
The Arcade Fire - Rebellion (lies)
The Waifs - London Still
M-beat feat General Levy - Incredible (Booyaka mix)
Funkadelic - Freak of the week
Primitive Radio Gods - Standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand
King Missile - Sensitive Artist
"I am a sensitive artist.
Nobody understands me because I am so deep.
In my work I make allusions to books that nobody else has read,
Music that nobody else has heard,
And art that nobody else has seen.
I can't help it
Because I am so much more intelligent
And well-rounded
Than everyone who surrounds me."
Like most King Missile Songs I've heard, this one has a lot of talking, with simple music in the background. This track has Guantanamera samples, and is extremely sarcastic. It sounds like someone wanted to thwack every whiny French man with twirly moustache and beret, but decided to write this song instead.
If they sound familiar, it's cause they also did the track "Detachable Penis".
Download King Missile - Sensitve Artist from me.
The Littlest Man Band - it's you
I don't know how to describe it, sounds like a lulling, slightly jazz, very mellow music, but each track I have sounds kinda different.
Download their full live album from their website (at the bottom of their page).
Helena - My chemical romance
For the depressed people out there: Download MP3 here
The Killers - Mr Brightside.
Well I don't really think this song actually requires any introduction but just in case...Ah hell, just download it.
Download MP3 here
Micah's Hat - Skank like you stole something
The featured artist for Download.com's ska-punk section. Downloaded some of their songs, not bad.
Download their music here
Mad Caddies - No Sex
This is a fun third wave ska revival band.
Download MP3 here
More free MP3 downloads for punk and ska here
-posted by Lainie
7-days.net
Written by musicblog at 09:17 AM on March 30, 2005. Oh yeah.
7-Days.net
Also has pretty good Photoshop resources
Butterfingers - Yo Mama
Written by musicblog at 08:44 AM on March 19, 2005. Oh yeah.
(i LOVE this song)
I see you in your office
Sending and receiving checks
But I know the quest for money
Comes from a quest for sex
So I cut to the chase
And forgot about my job
And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob
I can see you laughing so I guess you think its funny
But while your getting drunk, I've been getting honey
And by tomorrow night youll be hungover and sick
But I'll be at my home wit you mama on my dick
(Chorus)
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Thinking your the man
Well I am bringing news
Our manhoods being measured by the women that we choose
And you can't earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts
So I'll be staying home to let yo mama suck my nuts
(Chorus)
(Rap)
Eat more fruit, Plant more trees
Learn to shoot, travel over seas
Wash the dog, read a book
Find three chinese recipes to cook
Learn to waltz, and speak maltese
Ferment to invent a better feta cheese
The highest they get is number two
Coz number one on my list of things to do
is yo maaaammmmaaaaa,
yo maaaaammmmaaaa
yo maaaammmaaa
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
(disco)
In my dream I was a cop and I stopped to arrest her
Never met a whore more hardcore so I frisked her
Steamed up the Beamer and needed the demister
When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster
Got another blister from playing naked twister
Raw on the floor with ya mama and ya sister
Hadn't even kissed but she still let me fist her
I let her drive home pissed and said
Asta la vista Baby
Download 'Yo Mama' Mp3 Here!!!
Posted by Vanessa
Fishbone - Pray to the Junkiemaker
Written by musicblog at 03:34 PM on March 4, 2005. Oh yeah.
Lyrics:
Pray to the Junkiemaker through all types of weather
You will be a slave to the Junkiemaker forever
Fiend 4 the means while it taxes your mind...
You're on the road to the Tombstone Commode
Fiend like a hype as you suck the glass pipe
Your soul is cast into a Hellish hole
And as you're on your knees tryin to feed your disease
The Monkey's on your back got you beggin' please
Pray to the Junkiemaker
Take a hit wit yer lips
Pray to the Junkiemaker...WHOA !
You're jaded the light you no longer see
Burned out, broke down in your misery
Drop to less, you'll soon confess and assume the position
Constipated asphyxiated concludes in Purgatory as stated !
Pray to the Junkiemaker
Pray to the Junkiemaker
It's the death ticket, Can I get a witness !
Pray to the Junkiemaker
Take a hit, Wit yer lips !
Pray to the Junkiemaker
OOOOOOOOOH, WHOAH !
Pray to the Junkiemaker
Take a hit, sit and piss !
Pray to the Junkiemaker
WHOAH !
I ain't talkin' 'bout a physical addiction but a mental spell
It's a moral to this story so listen well
I relate the life I live in full of shit and sometimes Hell
And you will C that the pipe is your reality
Pray to the Junkiemaker !
Mental shitty, Ho !
Mental shitty in the city YEH !
Pray to the Junkiemaker !
And you will find you'll be a junkie with a zombie mind
Suck the pipe, take your life and you will die
All because you wanted to get high !!!!!!
YEH !
In a cold sweat you will
In a deep need you will
In the rock house you will
With a dick in your mouth you will
In a mental rage you will
When your body craves you will
Demonic let's make a deal
In the hospital you will
P.M.R.C. you must be
In the business office you will
In the limousine you will
In the White House in a !
In the school house you will
In the church house you will Yes !
In the police station they do
Shippin' to the ghetto you Devils
As long as you're married you will
Rocked up in the kitchen you're trippin'
Sellin' your child for the rock pile
In a straight jacket in a !!!
Forced for a divorce of course
In the jail house you will
Way black in the plantation
Trippin' in the bum bus station
Mental m-m-masturbation
50 Skylab Station
And the astronauts got to cop
Killin' off the brothers and sistahs
Twitchin' down six feet under
Crack gettin' under my dunder
Mr. Lucifer him chuckle
Mankind under his buckle
[ I have no bloody idea how accurate the lyrics are, but heck ]
Fishbone - Pray to the junkiemaker MP3 download
Cheers.
- Lainie
Leek and the Bouncing Uptones
Written by musicblog at 04:50 PM on March 3, 2005. Oh yeah.
Their official website is down, but seriously, don't let that deter you from downloading their songs from The LEEK IUMA page. All the way from Pretoria, South Africa, there's punk, there's ska and all in all, there's very good music.
You can try downloading a 40 second clip of Good Ol' Days by LEEK here. Be warned, it's a download from the IUMA site, and god knows a lot of people have trouble with that stupid site.
Seriously though, I love the track samples I've heard so far, horn section is great, lyrics are simple, and the tune gets stuck in your head something crazy if you listen to it took much.
Creepy Michael Jackson Video
Written by musicblog at 03:58 PM on March 3, 2005. Oh yeah.
Just when I thought nothing in hell about this dude could shock me, along comes this very disturbing video. So freaky and creepy (words MJ gets associated with a lot, I suppose).
Have the people stopped picking on him yet?
-Lainie
